Bang-Cock

Ha! Knew I’d get your attention with that! ;D Dirty perverts……. it’s OK, I am too. 😀

If you were expecting some long dongs in this blog post, you’re not so lucky.

Bang-Cock is referring to Bangkok, Thailand. The setting of the Hangover 2 movie!

I would totally go to Thailand 😀 Anyways, for another blog post, back to the current!

I would definitely have to say that Mr. Chau is one of my favorite characters in the movie. Once again, he’s not there for most of the movie, but plays an integral part of the film. One of my other favorite characters is of course Dr. Stu.

Oh yeah, the face tattoo isn’t even the best part about him. It gets better 😀 Waaaaayyyyyyy better 😀

If you like dicks, as I’m sure you must since you’re reading my blog, then you’ll get an added bonus with this one. Dicks galore 😀 Practically ten minutes into the movie and you get dick.

So yeah, the movie. If you were expecting something crazy different from The Hangover Part 2, then you are mistaken. They wouldn’t call it Part 2 if it were going to be a new story….. technically it’s just a continuation of the first story. They should have thrown a colon in there and….. wait, you know what I mean, right? A colon….. One of these guys :

Yeah, a colon, like The Hangover: Beating Bang-Cock or something a lot more clever.

Anyways, I”m talking out my ass.

Personally, I enjoyed the movie. Basic plot’s the same, characters are the same, but with them in such a new and foreign environment for them, it creates plenty of opportunities for laugh out loud moments. I was cracking up just about every scene!

But then again, I really enjoyed the first one as well, so I knew I’d like this one. I’m a simple guy when it comes to movies. I never expect much from a movie, so that way I don’t get disappointed with it, regardless of Director or Actors.

Know what I’m really excited to see?! X-Men(ready for it?):First Class. Did you see it?! Did you see it?! THE COLON! Anyways, I’m stoked for this because the X-Men were actually some of the first comic books I ever read. In fact, I had a book with some of the very first X-Men comics!

You’ve been tricked! The first class will be the sub-plot story of Magneto and Xavier mixed with I think some of these characters.

Originally in these comics it was Cyclops, Wonder Girl or something like that, Ice Man, Beast, and Angel.  But like most comics, the X-Men have been written and re-written to suit each writers plot and direction he wants to take the story. So instead of sticking with the classics, Marvel Studios is saying fuck all, and doing whatever the hell they want with it.

With Spiderman, they had to stick to a very basic plot line, simply because no one has changed the way that Peter Parker became Spiderman. His story is too well known, plus it’s only one main character.

The X-Men? Tons of characters, coming and going, all kinds of sub-plots and back stories. It’s a cluster fuck.

Literally, as shown by this who’s fucking who chart that can be found when you search for “all x-men characters” in Google. Ah, my friend, Google. Google It!

So yeah, the X-Men series, looking forward to the movie, and based on the previous ones, I’m expecting it to be GREAT!

Until next time guys! Keep an open heart and open mind!

Sammy