Wow, thought it was a nosey guy, turns out to be a pissed off wife….

If you follow me on Twitter you’d have heard that the other night I found out that my parents found out…… that I do porn.

It hasn’t gotten to the point where they know what kind of porn I do. They just know now that I’ve done porn.

First thing that pops into my head, that son of a bitch! I thought I knew who it was……. I was completely wrong!

I assumed that it was a guy that my mom worked with, I was told initially that it was a “fellow manager”, because he is gay and I figured it was a matter of time until that was brought up between him and my mom, I just hoped that I had the chance/balls to talk to them before he did.

By the way, if you’re reading this, I totally apologize for thinking it was you. Of course, you wouldn’t have known that if I didn’t just say this. Damn it.

Turns out today as I’m talking to my dad, it turned out it was a woman that my mom worked with. First thought that pops into my head, “I wonder if she knows her husband is a closet case?” Turns out what happened was the husband had ordered some porn, apparently my porn, as a trial membership or something and forgot to cancel it so the billing wouldn’t recur and show up in their bank statements.

Second mistake. MAKE SURE YOU CANCEL IT!!!!

Sooooo, his wife is checking their account statement and notices a transaction she doesn’t recognize. Hmmmmmm, let me just type in this web address. Loading….. Loading….. My god! There’s a penis in that man’s mouth! Wait a minute…… Is that my boss’ son? Hmmmmmm, husband is gay, must cause problems for strangers……

She then proceeds to contact my mom, “Hey, just wanted to tell you before someone else does(LIKE WHO?!), but you’re son is on a porn site.” Bitch needs a slap of intelligence upside the head, knock some cobwebs loose.

I would love to own that look of satisfaction.

Now here’s where I start to get really frustrated, and I’m probably going to cuss A LOT, and say some pretty rude fucked up shit.

But what the fuck dumb bitch?! Really though, who the fuck is going to tell my parents?! The only way I saw my parents finding out, from the guy my mom works with(much respect to him for not doing it), a random fan saying hi to me in front of my parents, another family member, and me.

Really?! You just wanted to let her know before someone else does. Bitch, you are full of shit! Know why I think she did it? Some fucked up thing in her head makes her think it’s going to change things for her and what’s going on with her husband. Maybe she wanted another family just as fucking miserable as her to make her feel better. Well guess what bitch, I wasn’t being used as a beard(partner of opposite sex whose main purpose is for you to appear straight) for 20 years, so there’s no way this is going to hurt for me as bad as it will for you.

I’m not saying I don’t have sympathy for the women this happens to, but there is no way in hell I will ever feel sorry for you if you try and start a shit storm in my life.

Normally, I would have to say that if I hear about this I would feel sympathetic for both sides. But when you start fucking with me, or my family. I’ll go Buffalo Bill on your ass and fuck shit up!

Now here’s what I feel about outing someone in general, DON’T DO IT!!!! It’s not YOUR RIGHT! If you out someone else, on anything not just being gay, you deserve a nut shot. Nope, not a bunch of nuts in a shot glass. But this……

or this

or this one

whooops, typed in “testicular trauma” in Google….. I just died a bit on the inside.

On to happier thoughts!

So yeah, don’t out people, and just because you’ve got some fucked up shit going on in your life, doesn’t mean fucking up someone else’s day is going to make yours any easier or better.

Love you all, equality and respect for everyone!

Until next time guys,


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15 Responses to Wow, thought it was a nosey guy, turns out to be a pissed off wife….

  1. Matt says:

    On a related note, you probably have a shot with the guy if you ever wanted to try older.


  2. jasoninaustin says:

    As always well written sammy.

  3. Vic says:

    So are your parents pissed? Are they still talking to you?

  4. M.G. says:

    That sucks Sammy, some people need to learn to not stick their nose in other people’s lives… Anyway my question for AskSamuelOToole is…

    What’s the one thing that pisses you off most?


  5. ut_6pack says:

    wow that sucks man…. you pull through it though. lol ur a trooper, apparently with bad language. haha but i still like u! take it easy bro

  6. Jeff says:

    Well, sweetness, I totally get where you are coming from–it’s just another example of people not being able to mind their own business. On a side note, while I also get where you are coming from on the “beard” issue, it might not be the best to have a picture of Danny Zuko and spouse up in connection to that train of thought. Male celebrity Scientologists tend to get very sue-happy when you state that they have more than a passing knowledge of what “Gun Oil” is—one never knows if they have lawyers scanning the web to find comments in print about their clients going up the down escalator. Just a thought.


  7. Jeff says:

    I avoid these married types like the plague in my own life. They are bad karma that talks, and bad karma is like a chest cold–easy to catch, and it takes forever to get rid of.

  8. Esteban says:

    Wow Sammy I’m sorry that this happened this way. I think it should have been you that told them when you were ready not someone else. all the best, Esteban

  9. Karl says:

    I feel for you mate. I hope it all works out for you and the folks. I’m sure the will love you just the same as ther always have. They should be proud of their well adjusted son. What is porn? It’s just a job. Nothing more. And I’d have to say a job well done. 🙂

  10. Steven says:

    (Unrelated to blog post)

    If you had a dildo made of your cock, would you use it on yourself?
    If not, how come?

  11. goerge says:

    Hey man,

    Sorry to hear about this.
    On another note, have you ever considered shaving your pubes ? Would look hot I think 🙂
    Btw, loved your new scene 🙂

  12. Scott says:

    Hi Sam, I hate to hear that your parents found out like this. The women should have minded her own business, and not outed you. But it was probably going to happen soon than later, people can not mind their own business. I hope your parents have been understanding. Keep doing what you do and make yourself happy man.

  13. Paul says:

    Yeah been outed is not nice! I work at a swimming pool and wasn’t out till a lesbian (yes someone who’s gone through this and SHOULD know better!!!) decided to tell at least 3 other people. All straight woman who have actually respected my right to come out myself more than another gay person did.

    Oh and my parents found out that I was gay when some moron online decided to send me a couple of pornos and as I was out the postman left them at my parents house. Imagine the look on my face when I opened it and saw a twink with a hard on smiling at me and my mam stood looking at the look of shock on my face, lol. Funny now but at the time it wasn’t and it took them a long time to get over the fact that I’m into other guys!

    Sorry your parents found out this way Sam and I hope that things are OK with them!

  14. Dannyboi2 says:

    Sooner or later they where going to find out. You are just to popular a Porn Star for them not to. I know it was not on your terms and that sucks but she let the cat out of the bag as they say and now you can live without guilt or shame. ( It’s like Coming out of the closet ) If they raised you and know what an awesome son they have eventually they will learn to accept and love you even more. I have a Gorgeous son and if he chooses to do Porn I would support him just as I support him now. I’d kinda be squeamish at first but times are a changing. A gay porn star at that is harder to swallow for a parent I would assume, but when you buy them that million dollar home they will soon get over it and Sammy can be whole again. Just be true to yourself with your personality and salesmanship you can sell Ice to Eskimos. Hang in there, be the best you can be and remember not to sweat the small stuff. Just Please I beg of you once porn is over save your money and invest, invest… and for Gods sake be kind to your body and stay away from TINA! Honestly if I knew what I know now and was your age I’d listen to myself!
    LOL, LOVE YOU Pussycat!

  15. Dannyboi2 says:

    I did a group for you on my page, see if you approve, It’s a private site so you might have to join to see, I think you will like, it’s free and it promotes YOU!

    I feel in Lust with you on first site of your face and attributes of course, but your personality sealed the deal. You are so F-ing adorable I can’t get enough of you!

    You don’t need to publish this, I’m just proud of you and thought you’d get a kick out of it.
    Much love, dannyboi2

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